There are casual players... and then there are the people who treat bingo night like the Super bowl, Vegas, and Black Friday all rolled into one! If you're reading this while organizing your bingo daubers by color, this blog may be for you.
1. You Have a "LUCKY" Seat
You Don't care if there are 100 empty chairs. If someone is sitting in YOUR seat, the night is already ruined.
2. Your BINGO Bag Weighs more than a Carry-On suitcase
Daubers. Snacks. Drinks. Lucky troll dolls. Five Pairs of glasses. Somehow it all fits.
Barley.
3. You Get Personally Offended by One Number
Caller- "B-12"
You needed b-13.
Now suddenly the whole night is trash.
4. You Talk Trash During Bingo
"Beginners luck"
"They have been winning all night"
"Come on call my numbers or I am never coming back again"
Meanwhile, you are playing 14 cards, telling the caller to slow down and come back to play the next day.
5. You Own More Bingo Accessories than Actual Kitchen utensils
Light-Up Spinner? Check.
Funny bingo Glasses? Check.
Custom Daubers? Obviously.
At this point your bingo set up deserves its own storage unit.
6. You've Developed Superhuman Hearing
Some whispers "Bingo" three rooms away and your head turns like an owl.
7. You Bring Good Luck Charms Everywhere
Rabbits foot. Lucky troll. Special Shirt. That one dauber that makes a perfect circle to cover the whole number when your daub. Deep down you know it's ridiculous... but you're not risking it.
8. You've Ever Said:
"I'm not buying any pull-tabs tonight"
And then somehow you have 5 different all-players to play and just so happen to win!
9. You Get Competitive Over Pull Tabs
Things get real. Friendships have ended over a "My last 3 cards", "Hey I called you first"!
10. Bingo Isn't Just a Game Anymore
It's a lifestyle.
The excitement.
The Chaos.
The Loud yelling.
The Lucky Rituals.
The Accessories.
The place you call your second home.
Honestly? Regular people just wouldn't understand.
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